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Would you like some sugar with your tea?

Anyone else just a bit annoyed with the conservative right and their new found disgust over our tax policies? Funny how they were quite satisfied with the status quo for the last 8 years as long as all those tax breaks went to the wealthiest and least in need. But alas I digress…

So by now you have heard about all the teabagging planned for tax day right?. If you have no idea what I am talking about then watch this:

I can’t seem to escape hearing about this no matter where I turn. Even here on WordPress, my first encounter this evening was this post featured on the front page:

101 Tea Party Slogans

So it occured to me, what makes tea more enjoyable? How about sugar in your tea. So if you want to send a message this tax day or 4th of July or any day inbetween, that you are fed up with the fed up, send a packet of sugar, or equal or whatever sweetener you like, to your congressman or woman, senator, governor, or heck even Fox news.

Cause like Mary Poppins always says, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

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Reincarnation TV – When Cable is Screwy

flat-panel-tv

Okay a little background to explain why we have what we like to call ‘reincarnation TV’.

In 2007 we decided to make a major life change and ditched cable. It was a somewhat monetary decision but was primarily based on an experiment to see how our lives would change.

We LOVED it. The most amazing thing was after just a few months of no cable, Christmas rolled around. Our lovely children deprived of endless commercials had a completely amazing gift wish list. There were tons of the useless things that were on endless commercials that they were no longer aware of. We loved it. They read more books, we read more books. We played family games together almost once a week. It wasn’t that we never turned the TV on, we did. Of course we still used it for watching DVDs, our Netflix cue was finally under control. We even plugged in the occasional video tape. We could get a few channels from the attenae, which meant we could still watch SNL whenever we got the urge. And perhaps most importantly we turned to places like CBS, ABC, and NBC online and then with great relish we discovered Hulu and other streaming television. We were in 7th heaven.

Fast forward to Feb 2009 and FCC had been pushing hard for a transfer of all broadcast stations to move to a digital format. And even though they pushed that plan out to later this year, one of our local stations (the one with Nascar on it) already made the move to digital.

Now even though we had made a major move away from consuming tons of TV we had upgraded our set to a flat panel HD. So we were ready and set the TV up to receive a digital signal. Now unbeknownst to me, the Mattman had negotiated an upgrade to our internet service with Comcast and since the price was cheaper to bundle faster download speeds with cable, we had signed up for cable again but never connected it to our TV.

Converting the TV to it’s digital input gave us amazing images and this led the Mattman to wonder if we would get any other new channels with our HD setup. He then remembered we had some cable service (we assumed the most basic kind) and he plugged the cable in.

And alas reincarnation TV was born. We get some basic local networks, most of the PBS stations and here is the weird part. No other typical basic cable channels, like CNN or TNT, Discovery, etc. We get MTV and Cartoon Network. But the best part is we get a bunch of channels that are either premium or pay per view. This past weekend we have confirmed the following movies:

Twilight

Twilight

Milk

Milk

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

Australia

Australia

Madagascar 2

Madagascar 2

Changeling

Changeling

Mamma Mia

Mamma Mia

Now we call it reincarnation TV cause we will start watching one of these movies and then all of sudden it will rewind or fast forward or switch to some other movie or network like CSPAN. It means that whenever we turn on the TV we never know what we are going to get or for how long. At first we were confused but I think we have decided we kind of like it. It lends a certain amount of adventure to watching TV that you just don’t expect.

I assume we are somehow connected to someone else’s system, either their dish or DVR set up and so we are at the mercy of what they are into (for example today the Handmaid’s Tale was on and it kept forwarding to the naughty parts). We had called Comcast to come and sort us out the first week but since they came on the wrong day and we missed them, we have decided we like this and we don’t want them to fix it.

And there you have it, reincarnation TV, because one show will die and another will come and take it’s place. It’s fun. Too bad you can’t try it.

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Wassup 2008

Greatest thing I have seen or heard all week.

Thanks to 60Frames

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Time for something humorous!

Man o’ man am I getting election fatigue. So to take a break from it all and perhaps to step back and laugh at how crazy things have become, I present to you Fafblog! Thanks to BoingBoing for highlighting this hilarious post!

A taste:

FACT! “Obama” is an ancient Muslim name meaning “He Who Deceives the White Man with his Telegenic Charisma, Angular Good Looks, and Deceptively Conservative Policy Proposals.” Coincidence? Or co-bama?

FACT! The previous fact was made up. But doesn’t the fact that it was so easily made up prove that a kernel of truth must exist within the lie, and doesn’t the existence of that kernel of truth prove that the lie is, in fact, true? Think about it! But not very hard!

FACT! Barack Obama was a community organizer. ACORN is made of community organizers. Acorns come from oak trees. Oak trees belong to the genus Quercus, which includes Quercus faginea, the Portuguese oak. The prime minister of Portugal is José Sócrates, whose last name looks like Socrates, who lived in Athens, which is also a city in Georgia, whose state fruit is the peach, which is native to China, which is exactly what Osama bin Laden was eating off of while he was plotting to destroy the Twin Towers. It’s all connected, people – they just don’t want you to know! And they could be black.

I encourage you all to read the whole thing here:

Fafblog

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